Should I send myself to teen boot camp? Or, "your family values," coming right up.

This questionnaire, designed to help parents deal with difficult teens, asks such charming questions as:

"Has your teen's appearance and/or personal hygiene changed?"

"Does your teen seem to demonstrate a lack of motivation?"

"Does your teen engage in activities you don't approve of? "

"Does your teen seem to constantly be in opposition to your family values?"

My teen, or, rather, my 20-year-old self, is somewhat disheveled when 10th week comes to an end. My "teen" has, at times, demonstrated a lack of motivation.

The other two questions above are just too vague, though. I'm not sure what to do with these "activites" that parents don't approve of--depending on who the parents are, these activities could include reading, talking on the phone, eating potato chips, snorting cocaine, refusing to snort cocaine...

And what exactly is meant by "your family values"--your family's values, or your values, which are somehow family-related. It's unclear. Please, please, do not send your teen to boot camp. The end.