A fiftieth-year in the college

Now that Aaron's made all 3 of the Cabal's readers paranoid (though, really, weren't we already?), time for a more uplifting post.

A headline from the NYT: "Many Collegians Do Not Graduate in 6 Years." Some, reports the times, are shooting for the usual four.

Obviously not. Apparently it's now normal to spend like 50 years in college. OK, so maybe this wasn't the most uplifting post after all.