Thanks, Molly, for taking my comments to new levels of deepness

But I'd have to object. I'm just not seeing the Lincoln thing. He was tall, which is nice, and he died a freaky-tragic death, which could give him a certain James Dean/John Lennon appeal, but really, the hat wasn't so cool, and the beard (he had a beard, right?) isn't the best either. I'm gonna have to go with Woodrow Wilson-elegant, at least from the pictures of him I just Googled to make sure he's the one I thought he was.